The No-Minute Noodler - Dag's Dictionary for Kids

By Richard Glover

Gappetisers – any snack you eat in the gap between getting home from school and dinner time.

Moostache – The milk moustache people get when drinking a milkshake or glass of milk.

Tamnesia – The ability to forget how sick you made yourself last time you ate a whole packet of Tim Tams in one go.

Wedgetarian – A child whose diet consists solely of potato wedges, with occasional side-serves of chips.

Twiticism – Any really bad joke made by your teacher.

A Slackademic – a kid who starts their massive school project at the last possible minute.

Neigh-sayer – any parent who refuses to buy you a horse for your birthday.

Bumboozle – when you try to confuse everybody about who farted by blaming it all on the dog.